Lola’s Rage
Lola is the Queen of the park, the Matriarch, no, she’s not a dog, she’s an old lady who rules the park. After her usual walk around the perimeter of the park, she takes the spot that someone willingly(or not) yields to her on the bench under the shade of a three. She doesn’t have to ask for it, she’s trained the rest of the people so they know what to do when she gets there. Although Lola seems to have everything and everyone under control she can not control Candela or Doggy when they go for a swim in the central fountain. The problem is not whether they swim or not, but where they decided to shake the water off. Somehow these 2 dogs like to shake next to her, usually she would mildly curse them, but yesterday hell broke lose.
Picture this:
Doggy and Candela playing, both had the brilliant idea to roll on that sticky mud, next logic step of course was going for a swim in the central fountain. Out comes Candela, then Doggy, they start chasing each other, getting closer and closer to where Lola is seated, Doggy pass by her and shakes, Lola goes crazy, Lola starts to curse Doggy and before she could finish saying “Son of a …” Candela jumps on her lap and Lola’s rage was unleashed.
I swear to Zeus that if Lola’s eyes were daggers of flame throwers she wouldn’t only have killed Doggy and Candela but also me and Candela’s owner, we were laughing really hard, I felt sorry for Lola she was wearing a beautiful white skirt.
She got up, grabbed her dog and left the park without saying a word, I have yet to see what she’s got to say next time I see her.
LOL I think Lola and Candela were tired of Lola being such a bench bully, and this was their not-so passive aggressive way of saying to her “Get off! You’re not queen of the world!”
Loved it! I think Lola got a dose of her own medicine too. It’s not all about her!!!
BOL love it!
All i can say is, Oopsie! =P
That’s what I said too lol
Never wear white to the dog park…