Invisible Dog

Where’s Doggy?

I recently put back the carpeting on my apartment, Doggy is now half-civilized and doesn’t pee inside anymore.
I don’t know if I ever mentioned that I’m part vampire, not like the one on the movie, I just like to enjoy the darkness of my place every now and then. Doggy sleeps most of the day and with the color of the carpet it’s really hard to spot him if he is not laying on his back and showing the little white he has, he becomes invisible, even on pics, I now enjoy (call me crazy) taking pictures of Doggy against the carpet, pics basically come up as a black thing. He seems to love the carpet, the day I put it down he immediately started to bring all of his belongings and part of mine to the carpet.
With all this carpet thing his “hunting” skills showed more than ever, when I unrolled the carpet a roach flew, basement storage needs to be fumigated, after the roach flew Doggy, I know is not much of a hunt, but he was having a blast, he killed it but didn’t eat and for the rest of the night he kept looking around for more roaches. He’s ready to go to Africa and hunt elephants, that’s the logical step tight? Roaches and then Elephants*.
He’s also getting a bath tomorrow, he stinks, I rolled on the carpet with him and I could smell the water of the fountain, rotten oranges and grass, not the scent you wanna wear to a date I guarantee, after his bath I’ll put him in a bag and take it straight home, is the only time I have to hug him and let him on the sofa for a short time.
I’ve also changed the header, I think I’ve captured Doggy’s essence.

*Disclaimer: I do not support hunting safaris

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