Justice shall be served
Friends, readers, Baby Jesus, Lady Litchi, Sam, Misaki, mom and dad,
Is with great sadness that I come to tell you that I’m marching to war against the injustice. I’ve promised to only punished the wicked, nothing will happen to Alfie, no innocent blood will stain Doggy’s hatchet.
Peace and dialogue have always been my flag, but the insolence of Mollie knows no limit for that I’ve been called to serve divine justice and lead this holy war.
No land will be invaded, women and wine are safe, that I promised to Lady Litchi.
Sam, Misaki, I know you tried to conceal and help us reach peace, but the dignity of my race has been violated, my ancestors fought for our honor and I’m called to honor their memory.
I’ll bring justice to this land and peace will reign.
Yours sincerely,
Sir Knight Doggy of Water and Bridges
What is exactly does your call to arms entail?? Does my client need to get an injunction against you??
My friend, this is not longer on the hand of terrenal laws.
*aside* does someone have the number for Rambo??
You seen Rambo lately?
I would get Sophia from The Golden Girls to defend me before getting him lol
I’d think she’d be better off get an army behind her. Can’t see an injunction protecting her from elephants and and neanderthal looking men
They are orcs and they do not reason, they only listen to Doggy. Baby jesus is missing, but he’s on Doggy’s side.
Sounds like we need to call in the big guns then! Anyone got the number of the Expendables??
I had batman’s number once but simply can’t find that little black book when I need it
Perhaps we can get the Avengers to help us…!
Oh dear, those pictures are just tooooo funny! Mollie, in a bra, being burned and hung simultaneously. You, with your army (although you don’t appear to have many dogs in your army – Elephants, well, fair enough, at least they are animals).
Thank you for leaving Litchi’s head where it is and for protecting my wine supplies, which are of great importance to me.
So are you telling me you’ve had no word from Mollie whatsoever? That is most disturbing to Litchi, who has made every effort to have her agree to a truce. She may yet be tempted to join the army
You are hysterical. Maybe you should be working more 10 hour day. LOL
To Whom it may concern,
I have had discussionz wiff that mad dawg.. I have offered a token to him and my love..He haz refused boff..So being a beautiful bitch, I’z am not going to take this lying down. I don’tz need lawyers, I don’tz needz judges but I am nows gonna call in Mez army..On your own head..be it……………..BRING ON!!!!!!
You are already hanged and burnt beautiful bitch, you are dead now, bang dead, dead bang. Ohhh I gotcha, this is coming from the after life!!!
And just to be clear here, when and where have you offered me anything? I’m always willing to negotiate, but you have shown much arrogance lately.
Talk now or I’ll burn you village!!!
OK – all I can say at this point is I’m glad I’m WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY over here and you guys are WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY over there. I keep hearing that old song in my head…..”War – what is it good for – absolutely nothin’ – say it again…la la la la” – oops – sorry about that I got carried away.
Thank you for leaving me and my Mom off your list of “most wanted” Doggy. We appreciate it.
Sammy
Sam, you are safe.
Alfie is safe, all felines are safe.
This is a war between me and the witch!
Huh?! Whee has missed something. *scurries off to check other blogs and piece together the facts*
As our Mummy is a trained reporter/journalist whee may have to write an article/blog post to explain this to fellow confuzzled bloggers when whee get to the bottom of it!
Nibbles, Nutty, Buddy & Basil
xxxx
Piggies,
Keep off the orcs and elephants, they have bad eyesight, none one of soldiers will harm innocents, our only goal is to make evil come to reason.
If he’s got orcs you need Gandalf, Galadriel and Boromir is a good fighter. And of course you mustn’t forget Orlando Bloom
If I seem a tad slow in joining in here, you must remember that I am on the other side of the world and am asleep when all the drama is taking place!
I have dropped an award in your box. I know you’re not big on dealing with the award thing preferring war to awards (get that! – good huh?)
Anyway, I thought it might dial down the blood lust
If you are interested, pop here to find out which award.
I’m sure you can ignore the rules and just claim the prize hee…..hee……
http://theprincesstails.wordpress.com/
Princess I like and appreciate awards I’m just a disaster when it comes to pass them on.
War was necessary, sometimes a revolution is what the evil need to comp to reason. You are safe where you are, although my troops look they are nice and cuddly as a baby panda.
I like baby pandas
I have been told all about revolutions. The Producer lived in France once upon a time and she has pictures of castles beheaded!
I hope you’re not going to behead any castles Doggy, we in OZ don’t have castles so we appreciate those in Europe.
Those photos are brilliant! But can’t Mollie be spared that dreadful fate?
As it would appear that this is now a hostage situation, I have called upon the services of Jetty the Gentleman to assist in Hostage Negotiation. I am awaiting his confirmation.
The situation is totally different.
There are updates.
Yes, I’ve just seen but, as I’ve called in Jetty the hostage negotiator, I shall be assuming you are forcing Mollie to attend dinner!
I would assume she’s using her bitch-hood to seduce Doggy, and then they can conquer and colonize the world.
Oh that’s interesting…the spanish Armada is attacking the United Kingdom again…Think the Queen will not be amused…:o)))
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Sounds like a rumble!