May peace reign
After decades of conflict peace finally returned to us and so did Mollie, who after all wasn’t not kidnapped but she ran away to Vegas with Easy’s money, met a fake Elvis in Vegas, left Easy broken, stole his credit cards and gave them to the fake Elvis. She was deported and upon arrival she was grounded. However, her little adventure reshaped the world after the invasion that Doggy and his army from hell burnt down half of Europe, conquered and divided so to keep peace.
New World Division
The old Britain was divided in 2, Pigtonia will be ruled by The Piggies, and Misalia by Misaki.
The old Ireland is now New Zenaland, ruled by Princess Zena. Litchinstain, former Bordeaux city of the now divided France, will be ruled by Lady Litchi.
Easy will rule Easyland or the rest of inland France, no access to the sea was granted.
Sam will be the ruler of Samalia former Italy, Switzerland, Germany and Denmark.
Doggyopa, under the rule of Sir Doggy of Water and Bridges and Empress Litchi includes the old countries of the Netherlands, Belgium, Monaco, Andorra, Spain and Portugal and all the former coast of France.
Badge of Shame
As for Alfie, he was designated Mollie’s guardian, she was granted freedom but was marked with the GD letters, which she will have to wear for 3 months (dog months) so the people of the new alliance of countries do not forget the past.
Yay!!!! New Zenaland – love it
And I’ll come and visit Doggyopa whenever I can
We’ll build a submarine canal so you can visit and not get wet.
Oh you are so horrible to me…ROFLMAO… I have taken my badge of shame..I am thinking ware to stick it…lol xx00xx
Horrible??!!!
Be glad it wasn’t a W, S, H, SW or P.
I’m not too sure about living in Doggyopa. I wasn’t consulted. I’m off to see what forces I can muster!
Wow!!!
Clowie!! You wanna go to war??!!
I’m willing to give an island or part of what used to be Spain, we could negotiate unless you want desperately go to war.
I would prefer to live in peace, Doggy!
I would be happy with the whole of The Pyrenees – both sides, that formerly known as The French Pyrenees, The Spanish Pyrenees and Andorra.
Consider that area yours!
Thank you, Doggy! I’m so glad we could come to a mutually acceptable arrangement.
Dear Sir Doggy of Water and Bridges
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That is brilliant! You have divided the countries in a most fair and amicable manner. Lady Litchi is quite smitten with her new “Empress” title and will drink a good bottle of Bordeaux wine in celebration.
Your in War and Peace
Lady Empress Litchfield Love of Litchfield, Staffordshire and now Bordeaux, France, not forgetting South Africa (I may need to look into shortening that title somewhat
Maybe I could shorten it to Lady Litchfield Love, Empress of all Wine!
WOW! Samalia! I am honored Sir Doggy of Water and Bridges…..not only that, but I believe the countries included in the new “Samalia” are ALSO known to be excellent wine producing countries so there should be PLENTY of wine to go around for one and all! Thank you for your generosity. Any suggestions as to what my new title should be? Sir Sammy of Samalia?
In deep gratitude,
Sammy
All we are saying…is give peace a chance…
LOL Doggy be careful… I’ll bet they want you soon as the Chairman of the E.U….and Litchinstain is where we can invest our money, isn’t it? Please be nice to Mollie she has still a jet lag and hay fever…