A letter of hope
Misaki Eating Mother of 8
My dearest friends, (please play In the arms of an angel while reading this)
I’m going to share with all of you a letter I received from 8 orphan squirrels beneficiaries of the non-profit sponsored by all of your votes and represented by this your humble servant.
Misaki, in a desperate and selfish attempt to capture votes decided to throw a plea, which is fair, however, what’s not fair is attacking the integrity of all of us involved and worried about the welfare of all the baby animals and world peace.
The picture above shows Misaki eaten a mother squirrel, sure for her is only 1 squirrel, but for us there 8 babies left behind, 8 babies that witnessed the heinous murder of their mother.
You be the judge and no allow this orphan maker creature win this contest.
Dear and benevolent Leo and Doggy,
I write this on behalf on my seven brothers and sisters and on the memory of our loving mother killed and eaten by Misaki.
We have been in therapy thanks to your kindness, it has been extremely hard on us, we had to pick up the pieces of our mother and give her a decent funeral.
We are still in denial, we have nightmares and cannot go picking nuts for the winter because we are afraid someone will eat us like Misaki ate our mother.
We come here so the people who read your blog know that you indeed are helping the community, we saw that Misaki is trying to question your integrity, asking you what would you do to save the children, the orphans and keep world peace.
Misaki, if you have a heart you, which we honestly doubt, you shouldn’t be acting like this, using a destructive campaign to win a competition for your own benefit.
What about giving back to those who need it Misaki?
You cannot give us back our mother, even if you vomit she won’t look the same.
Leo and Doggy have created a non profit to help creatures like us, thanks to them now I have the courage to stand and speak for all those underprivileged baby animals in the world.
Misaki, I say is enough, why don’t you tell us why you ate our mother?
What was on her for you? Her yummy legs are not a valid excuse.
To those who have voted for Doggy, we want to thank you, you have helped us to overcome the initial trauma, you have given us power to endure the pain and face the villain.
For a fair and happy world, a world full of peace and happy baby animals, vote for Doggy.
Sincerely yours,
Orphan Baby Squirrel 2
Click here and vote to Save the children, keep world peace and help the orphans.
Oh Doggy, I haven’t voted yet! I’ll go and do so – once I’ve stopped laughing. I don’t think I’ll ever see Misaki’s cute face without remembering that blood spray from the squirrel now!
Vote for those 8 orphan squirrels.
Oh you are sooooooooooooooooo bad, she could get a slander case against you!!
No she couldn’t, he published the picture, she removed the blood, the studio on which the picture was developed sent the little orphans the pic, and I’m any case she would have to sue the orphans and she wouldn’t do that, would she?
They have baby Jesus as their lawyer.
first I had to save the world peace and baby jesus and now we have this poor squirrel babies… could you send me all 8 or one or two? ( if you didn’t send them to Oprah)
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Thanks for your generosity and showing your willingness to adopt these 8 orphans, after we fill up the paperwork we’ll send them your way.
Thank you.
WOW! thanks, I’m starving… oh .. ah.. I mean I’m CARVING…yes, I’m carving my Halloween pumpkin..:o)
We did think the squirrel looked a little ill in Misaki’s version.
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*Sob* cry* *sob* Doggy, how could you do this to me???? I thought we were friends… *Sob* cry* *sob*
Misaki, it’s just gone from cash for votes to cash for snacks – this parcelling out of orphan squirrels is getting very iffy
Misaki, dear, it wasn’t me, the letter was sent by the orphans, we know you were hungry, but the baby squirrels are now orphans.
Misaki should have ate the babies too. It’s what doggies do. I eat bunnies and sheep and cows although my human (the Ogre) goes out and catches them for me, she really is a good hunter and brings me the most tasty food.
I see you go for meat.
Doggy is vegetarian
Whee already voted for Misaki and as for those Baby Squirrels if they are anything like the one that threw an acorn at Mummy’s head this morning whee are not very supportive of them.
Poor Misaki whee bet those squirrel torturated her for a long time anyway and her post claims she had nothing to do with the Mummy squirrels death.
In fact, whee put to you the some sneaky vote seeking doggy was the real murderer and pigtured Misaki giving CPR in an attempt to save the Mummy which is what the baby squiggles saw.
What proof do whee have?! None . . . Yet!
Yours the Invesigator Piggies
Nibbles, Nutty, Buddy & Basil
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Oh Doggy’s biped, I have no idea of why I’m unable to put the expression “enfant terrible” out of my head
My goodness…….is it just me or is this escalating to court case proportions??? I’m sending my Judge’s robe to the dry cleaners today JUST IN CASE!
Kitty Hugs, Sammy
I need a protection order for all 8 squirrels, Misaki will go after them
You’ve got till 10PM …My time..then it’s over.NO more votes will be registered after that time!!! Compronday!!!
Hmmm.. we may need to call in CSI on this one – something about that “blood” looks fishy…;-)
That picture is the original it has never been touched.
This all seems very suspicious. There’s more blood coming from that squirrel than I would expect.
Oh dear Miss Mollie you’ve done it again!
Doggy I am against the murder of innocent squirrels or any animal but I still liked Misaki’s poem. Did the squirrel event happen before or after the voting?
Anybody know how to contact Ban Ki-Moon? World peace is wobbling again.