My good friend the hillbilly
My friend Miss Peach Hill Billy, is currently in Vegas, had to go to a wedding, she was not sure what to wear, she kinda tried to ask for my advice but that’s a land where I don’t pretend to land foot, telling a woman what to wear to a wedding.
Miss P. H Billy looks like Dolly.
Miss H. Billy comes from a very conservative family, so I told her it would be a great idea to come out of the closet during the toast and make the wedding about her and not about the bride “Mom, dad, grandparents, beautiful wedding isn’t it? By the day, I’m gay and a democrat, cheers!”, I would pay to witness that.
I met her when she was studying abroad, we both thought the other was a serial killer. I’ve always thought of her as a smaller version of Jeffrey Dahmer. After our third night out together I came clean and told her I was glad she hadn’t killed me, she laughed it out and confessed that she felt the same.
She’s a bit of a psycho when she’s traveling, she’s the kind of person who must be 10 hours before her flight at the airport and if you keep her from that her lips go white (I swear that’s true) and you’re likely be eaten by that monster.
Miss P. H. Billy looks like this when she drinks
Once when she was drunk (hammered) she wanted to walk home by herself, me being a gent, didn’t allow her to do such thing and walked her home. I had to endure many things on the way, from attempts of public exposure (she needed to pee) to keeping her from jumping off the bridge just because. It took me 1 hour to get her into her building. She would ask me to leave, to go home, she didn’t want to see me there, whenever I said I was leaving she would start crying and tell me that I was a shitty friend for leaving her alone.
Miss H Billy sounds a scream. Great editor to have on board.
If she only did her job more than twice a week.
you’ll have to see if you can get guest editors. We’d love what Mollie and Alfie could do to your prose
I hope you have a roving reporter following her in Vegas and reporting back – this could be very entertaining!
Ohhh Clowie, I have text messages sent while she drinks, that’s even better.
Haha, i know like 20 Mrs and Mr H. Billy’s! I still wonder why those people drink, but what the hell, lots of times it’s really funny
The problem is she’s not used to drink wine and thought of it as water, I left out what happened when she finally made it home with her host family. I’ll share that later on.
Sounds like there’s never a dull moment when Miss H Billy is around!
She keeps you on your toes
We all have at least one friend like this I think…..we don’t always ADMIT we have these friends of course but we DO have them! I bet Miss H Billy has some interesting adventures in Vegas to share when she returns (assuming she DOES in fact return!).
Pam
Las thing I heard was she had made 39 bucks at the Casino, I advised her to save half and bet the other half, then she sent the pic of a cocktail so I gather she drank the 39 bucks
Yep I’m thinking your guess is golden. Hopefully she doesn’t fall off the stool at the slots!
Pam
what a post!!! … I’m still laughing… funny fiends are the best!!!
Miss H. Billy doesn’t mean to be funny, she’s a good girl but she always manages to get into a big mess, she makes me laugh, I laugh at her a lot.
… maybe she is related with my mom ;o)
You have some very colorful friends…lol.
The weirdest of creatures lol
Miss P. H. Billy sounds like an exciting person! You have to tell us what happened in Vegas when she gets back
I’m saving all the text messages she sent, I’ll write a post about it. So far so good.
I must ask this …. Does Spain have hillbillies?
There are, I can’t remember how they call them, catetos I think.
But this hillbilly friend of mine is from Georgia.
Now I know … thanks … plus very fitting from Georgia – well, the state, not the country.
… again, well done at hosting John yesterday.
She sounds like good times, maybe one day she will start a blog of her own so that we can keep up with all the fun?!
I offered her a weekly post in here but she refuses to do it, she doesn’t know what she is missing.
Sorry, which gov’t agency did you say she runs?
She gets to the airport 10 hours before her flight so she can work for the flight’s airfare as a TSA agent. She fits right in with all the other agents, and soon she’ll be a supervisor because of her superior intelligence and people skills.
Although your guess is way better Kyla, she’s well qualified for that job.
DMV I think
Miss H Billy sounds like quite a character.
Oink oink,
Katie and Coccolino the mini pig
She is, she surely is.
I actually knew a few … ladies? … like Miss Billy when I was in college. Problem was, they were NOT hillbillies and they actually had positive IQs – AND they were from around Chicago!
But yeah, I’d pay good money for footage from that Vegas wedding. Any chance Elvis is God’s representative there?
Mis Billy is from GA, she’s a brilliant girl, she doesn’t mean to get into the messes she does, but you know how it is, one drink leads to another and that to a bottle and then we lose her.
So interesting friends you have … with friends like that you wouldn’t have to worry about having a boring day, evening or night. I hope she has a great time in Las Vegas, with the right outfit or not.
I hope she keeps her outfit on, she could be arrested if she doesn’t lol
“Mom, dad, grandparents, beautiful wedding isn’t it? By the day, I’m gay and a democrat, cheers!” Yup, I’d pay to witness something like that, too! lol! xoxoM
That is a friend you sure have your hands full with! I think we have all had one of those in our lives! lol
Never a dull a moment with Miss H Billy !
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