True Fairy Tales: Hansel and Gretel
Hansel and Gretel
Their Profile: They were trespassers, they had no business eating that poor woman’s house. The “witch” as they called her didn’t lure them into her house, she was protecting her property, she put a lot of work into it so 2 brats could come and eat her house, not fair and of course is illegal.
Hansel and Gretel, victims?
Facts: The “witch” fed them for a while (something that their parents were not doing, as a matter of fact they abandoned them in forest).
Hansel and Gretel outsmarted this poor woman and brutally killed her, was a heinous crime. I’m sure the defense would have pleaded mental insanity but the DA and the jury would have had to be extremely fool to fall for that, it was clear the crime was well-studied and meticulously planned. Their plan was to burn this old woman alive, even if this woman deserved to die it was not up to them to do it.
Let’s skip to Scotland.
They fled the murder scene, authorities tried to track them down but apparently they moved with the help of the animals of the forest to Scotland (there was no extradition treaty between Scotland and Germany). Based on witness accounts Hansel and Gretel were not brothers, they were lovers. Gretel was well-known in Edinburgh’s underground, she was the madam of a brothel, Hansel would use his looks to lure young immigrants into their web of prostitution, Gretel was the brains and Hansel the muscles of their operations.
Family of the “witch” tracked them down, they were seeking revenge, the couple burnt down the brothel and left Edinburgh.
They were later seen in London where several girls started to appeared mysteriously and brutally murdered, this was later known as the “Jack The Ripper” case.
Authorities in Germany were sure that it was Hansel and Gretel behind those crimes but had no way to prove it. The couple got a lead that the Germans have sent a group of assassins to take care of them and were believe to have moved to America, where they could have changed their identities and start a new life of crime and corruption.
Witness swore they saw Gretel in the French Quarter, New Orleans as the Madam of a brothel, others said to have seen Hansel smugglings in the Mississippi Delta. It seems like they planned to repeat what they did in Edinburgh this time in America.
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Thanks for that wonderful poll – made my day!
Ha! You called me sick, the first comment the first vote, all out in the open.
It’s ok, no hard feelings
But what I’m telling is totally true, that actually happened, ask the INTERPOL if you doubt me.
He he, know we were out in the open. We do believe you, kids have no respect these days.
Thank you for revealing the truth. For too long they have fooled the media and hidden behind lies. Can you whistleblow on Goldilocks next, there’s another trespassing, thieving harlot.
She has her days numbered, her story is already written.
Where did you find this information? I have this book, someone in my house, called “Grimm’s Fairy Tales” with the original stories before they were lost in translation. Lots of crazy reading there.
I have friends working for the INTERPOL, between that and wikileaks I have gathered information about a lot of fairy tales, wait till you read the true behind Snow White
I’m looking forward to it
I SOOOO agree that it’s high time the truth is revealed about these lovely little bedtime stories we’ve all heard for years and years. They didn’t call them “Grimm’s Fairy Tales” for nothing…….GRIM is the word alright! I was always suspicious of Hansel and Gretel – now I know why.
Pam
And this is just the beginning, the things these characters have done are too horrible to remain hidden.
aaah now I know the truth! Think it’s a complot and the Brothers Grimm were involved ;o)
Cover up is called.
ROFL!
Lady said she never felt sorry for them in the first place! You shouldn’t eat other people’s houses!
She’s right, they had no respect whatsoever.
Priceless!!!! …. and a prime example of when sickness is a good thing.
That made my day.
Perfect.
It’s all about perspective. Same with Goldilocks, she’s broke in to the bear’s house, ate their food and slept in their beds and yet she’s seen as the victim!
They were doing wrong from they one, that Goldilocks also has her story, really sad, you wait and see.
It’s also a civil rights issue and a hate crime against the aged.
Thank you! Glad you pointed that out, we gotta see the bigger picture in here.
Will we be have Leo’s version of Cinderella as well?
Of course.
And just FYI I’m having a déjà vu
I think they gave up the brothel gigs and ran for Congress, instead, Leo…no, wait, if they had, then Congress would be working. Okay, maybe they’re doing the brothel scam after all! lol xoM
I would say the congress is their biggest provider of customer, just a thought.
Especially in Louisianna! hahahaha xoM
You see how all makes perfect sense?
Scary and so!
xoM
MOL MOL MOL!!!!!
Haha! I love this because I never felt bad for those two. THEY went to the house. THEY started eating an old woman’s house, so she decided to eat them. What’s the big deal? And then somehow she’s the bad guy.
I know, they were looking for it, they meant trouble, they saw a lonely woman and pried on her.
I’ve voted. I bet you’re watching and know what I voted, but my excuse is that I think that’s the option you want to win the poll.
I can’t actually see what you voted, with the first one was easy, but after that it’s impossible for me to know who voted what.
I thought you might have been checking the numbers every minute or so!
I would love to know, but numbers don’t match the comments not the likes, nor the readers that have unfollowed me after this post lol
Ha, ha, which fairy tale characters are you going to pick on next?
I have ready to post Snow White, Rapunzel, Cinderella, Goldilocks, working on Little Red Riding Hood, The Emperor’s New Clothes, The Princess and the Pea, The Ugly Duckling, if after that I still have followers I’ll do something for them.
Love it!
LOL, we are with Sammy and we voted
Glad to have you on the side of justice.
Ha! Always good to know the truth.
Oink oink,
Katie and Coccolino the mini pig
Happy to bring the truth to you.
I think you’re sick too … but in a nice way – I love fairytales … but I want happy endings.
Have personal had a part in a true fairytale. My post about my adventure; http://wp.me/p293Pw-1xv
The fairly tale had a happy ending, this is just what happened after lol
The poor witch didn’t have much of a happy ending … *smile
Exactly, we just want justice for that poor woman!
You are a truly sick, diseased, warped individual!
I KNEW there was a reason I liked you so much.
Oh John, you aren’t just saying that, are you?
That’s so nice of you, warped you said! I’ll tattoo that word on my forehead, next to the 666.
You should get the “666″ re-tattooed upside down. Then you can tell people you’re the Australian anti-Christ. Let ‘em stew over that one for a bit!
hehe did you ever read Kaye Umansky as a child? she had a similar idea about this terrible little children, oh and so did Terry Pratchett…though neither of them continued the story in such a wonderfully warped way. Ah Doggy you do make me smile after a crappy week at work!!
I keep telling my children I’m going to leave them in a forest with bread crumbs. I might not get Mother of the Year award.
Mother of the year, you are not!
I gotta look for that video of Judge Judy and share it, I loved it.
Kids come with GPS nowadays, they’d be fine.
LOL an interesting take on one of the creepiest of fairy tales.
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