Beauty is in the nails of the beholder
This is not my typical Sunday post, but I have a good excuse.
Yesterday at the supermarket when I was about to pay, I looked down and saw feet wearing sandals, longe toe nails, painted on a nice pink tone screaming ”here I am, pay attention to me!”
The owner of those feet was a woman in her early 40′s, not bad looking, well dressed, you could almost forget those long toenails.
I paid and left, but the imagine was embedded in my memory forever, a ton of questions passed through my head of which I selected a few to share with you.
Beautiful Toenails Babe
I knew there are people with foot fetich, but isn’t a bit dangerous to let someone with toenails that long caress your face? I mean, feet are not so easy to control as you do hands and one of those nails could leave you blind.
Does that woman only wear sandals?
I would imagine so or perhaps she wear clown shoes to accommodate those nails when it rains.
Aren’t they a tease?
Has she given up pantyhose?
Would be only normal, I bet she would rip even jeans with those toenails.
Oh well, there’s always an option.
Is her husband (assuming she has one) happy?
Let’s be honest here, when you sleep with someone in all that tossing and turning our feet touch, we touch the other with our feet, I image sleeping with her and her foot scratching my calf, ripping it into pieces, just like Freddy Krueger would do.
Touch me like only you do.
Doesn’t the lady at the nail salon tell to trim her nails down?
Probably not, if they charge per square inch painted I doubt they would say something.
And lastly, does she does her nails at work like the ladies at DMV do?
That’d be gross, but I can picture her doing it.
Please ignore this post if you wear long toe nails, they are the sexiest thing ever!
Tomorrow we have Miss. P. H. Billy in Vegas.
OK……I’ll let my old age (or general non-coolness) hang out here no doubt with this comment but I just find ultra-long toenails…….ICKY! It has nothing to do with the fact that Mother Nature did NOT see fit to allow me to grow lovely long FINGERnails either….nope…..it’s more the fact that while on the hands they look pretty (mostly), on the feet – well – notsomuch! Oh – and what happens on a snowy day? Huh??
Nail-deprived in Virginia, Pam
Fingernails looks pretty when its a reasonable size, but as soon as it interferes with your like makes little sense to me. You’ve seen those ladies at the DMV, they can barely type, they gotta use a pen type, I don’t get it.
Ew, YUCK! Those pictures are really unappetizing as I eat my pizza for breakfast at 7:30 am
Oink oink,
Katie and Coccolino the mini pig
Sorry to have spoiled your breakfast
I’m not a fan of “claws” …and I think it could be hindering on nose picking if you have long fingernails ;o)
Claws are cute on the T-Rex
This scary stuff – love nice nails – but there is a limit *smile This is sicking, but everybody is happy in their own believes – so long I don’t have to be around those ladies. *smile
I heard, I think you get tetanus is you get cut by those nails.
I don’t dare to think what is underneath them … made me sick looking at them.
Not very appetizing at the best of times
Sorry, just imagine they belong to an eagle.
Or a very large lizard.
I can’t find the beauty in that, but good for the people who can!
I know, it’s like golden teeth, I’ll never get it.
I don’t even like tattoos on women. Stuff like this screams “I don’t like myself and I think I’m naturally ugly so I do something like this to take your attention away from my ugliness”.
That’s how I see it, specially when they are painted in pink.
Holly fudge, that’s ugly! And why are people wearing sandals in December? Where do you leave?
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I meant LIVE!
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Currently in Seville, it doesn’t get cold here, yesterday I was wearing shorts.
So nice. I have once spent two weeks on Costa del Sol, but I didn’t make it to Seville. I have been to Cordoba and Gibraltar instead. And Tanger:) You live in such a nice country. Podemos hablar en Espanol, entonces?
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At first I just saw the pictures and I went all like : WHAT?
Seriously, this is scary
Imagine seeing in real life, 2ft away.
I once did. Never left a place faster.
She obviously don’t wear shoes.
and if she does she probably rips them with the claws.
Nail salon? Dude – AUTO SHOP! You’d need a high-capacity spraygun to paint those meathooks, and a high-speed angle grinder to cut ‘em down. Honestly, I’ve seen tree sloths with smaller claws!
Something tells me she’s single and a sandal/thong/flip-flop fan.
Watch out, she’ll be featured in the next American Chopper
Sadly, she probably won’t. Last episode EVER is on tonight. (Sigh.) I guess there’s always reruns. Pity I think Jesse James is a total idiot for screwing around on Sandra Bullock. At least I’ll still have the British “car flippers” on “Wheeler Dealers”! (Nothing’s more fun than watching the 6′+ mechanic try to fold himself into a 50s British roadster!)
WTF, I didn’t totally get it in your post since I was too busy saying “Oh, the horror” but the comments seem to suggest this person was REAL? I could see models doing this. You could literally get them to wear chicken skin and parade around a runway if they were paid enough (they’ve probably already done this. Lady Gaga wore a meat suit, so, eh) but a real person? Ew, ew, ewwwww!
And she was a good looking woman, not a model, a good looking woman with claws.
Scary. Just imagine, um, rubbing up against her foot at night owwwwwwww.
My friend has those toe nails. Not painted though. You don’t even want to begin to understand the kinds of horrors that paint helps to cover. All that dirt……ewwww!
Yikes!
You should sent her by “accident” the link to this post lol
I wear sandals in rain all the time, Leo. It’s much nicer to just go in and dry soggy feet and shoes off with paper towels than to slosh around in wet footwear. Just for the record, my own toenails are skimpily trim and paintless! xoxoM
I’m all about sandals, they are not the issue, the issue are those claws, I refuse to believe they do not interfere in any way in your life.
It’s beyond my capacity to understand fashion like this, if it can be called fashion.
I agree with you, and it’s definitely a statement! xoM
I have not observed this trend – and I am very glad that I haven’t! Yuck!
You are really lucky indeed, once you’ve seen it you cannot go back.
Oh yuk, imagine having those long talons, catching in the sheets , whilst your trying to sleep. Hate them..All the CHAV’S have them here..bit that’s a new post..lol xxx
Mollie and Alfie
Silk sheets with this woman are a no no
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Exactly my thought
They are hideous!
Amen Misaki
Ok erm . . . gross! Whee don’t usually behave for claw trimmings but if that is what happens whee are reconsidering our anti-pedicure stance!
Nibbles, Nutty, Buddy & Basil
xxxx
See guys? Your mom knows whats good for you.
You wacky old foot fetishist, you.
You got me there!!!
Damn it!
Alright, I know I tend to like nutty people but this one is definitely going too far. How does she walk with toe nails like that? Nope, that’s one nut too many for me.
This is a bit too much.
She would work the land tho, a nice fuel free plower in there
How does she put on her socks?
I doubt she owns a pair
Your post has totally freaked out typist – she has a foot phobia! She is now going to go and put the kettle on to help her calm down!
I’m sorry, I should have written a warning.
Yuck!
I know
Speaking of ‘yuck’ and totally off topic… it’s that time of year when everyone around here keeps offering ‘polvorones’ to eat!
I know!!
Those things are so gross, too dry, you could choke on them. I’m ok with turron, the Alicante one and Jijona, those made of egg I don’t care about them.
Luckily this year nobody will offer me, I made clear the first year that I didn’t like them.
Teehee. I donno,those things to me are not only *shiver* ……strange-looking to me, i can’t see them being very practical…. I mean a nice pedicure is nice, but these…these are just something else entirely. I like your take on it doggy’s style, interesting and humorous as always!
Those images are sufficient enough to induce nightmares or PTSD!
Yuck. Even nicely manicured, they are still gross. I guess it is a warm weather look. Couldn’t get those things in my boots.
Gross, I think it’s disgusting, the same with finger nails that are too long.
So I might be having some scary dreams tonight…
Mom here, that has just gotta hurt like shit when you break one…just sayin’…and would never use such language speaking as Savannah, she is way nicer than me…LMAO
you made me laugh really hard!!
I can picture that woman curling into fetal position because of the pain of breaking one of her claws.
Thanks for the laugh!