Bite Me Now, Bold yet Sassy
A few months ago I shared with y’all (trying to get in the mood, I can’t stand the y’all) a video of a man, a raccoon and a bottle of Hanna Montana body splash. It sounds sordid but it’s better than you imagine.
I was going to post about something else today, but after reading Frank’s post On Satire Bits Vol. 42, I was going to share the original video with him and to my surprise I found an update which I’ll share with you or y’all (Miss Peach used to say y’all when I met her, but I told her it was not nice to Yankee’s ear).
Before I share the videos with you let me tell you I had a different post planned about me and how I want my body to be disposed of once I’m dead, that’s what I think when I’m sick. I’ll share it with you later on.
Here’s the first video, the guy is hilarious and reminds me of Miss Peach and the raccoon is just too cute.
And this is the update, of course he had to explain some things to his friends. The same question popped into my head, why Hanna Montana when there’s Victoria’s Secret Mango Madness body splash?
I need a human calendar, my brain is gone and virtual calendars don’t work for me. I thought today was Tuesday not Thursday, which means I have to come up with the giveaway thing by tomorrow and considering I’m almost useless thanks to this damn (remind me to write a post called This Damn, please) flu from hell, it’s gonna be harder than I imagined. I’m trying to catch up with your blogs. Comments are lagging behind but I’ll get back to you.
Ohh this is not funny, I was just checking for more videos of this guy and turns out Gunshow, the raccoon died recently (3 days ago). The guy posted a video crying, I won’t share it, too sad, broke my mucus coated heart.






oh no that is sad news about the raccoon
. Also hope you get well soon ^”^
How sad about the raccoon .. but maybe it was too much of the body spray, that probably could kill anyone. *smile – not so great news that you still feel sick – give you a good advice – take a cod liver capsule per day and it will keep most bugs away … it works.
Very funny vids – a great shame that the coon repellant is no longer needed
Kick that flu where it belongs.
That could be one of the best product endorsements ever! .. but why hasn’t it been made into a TV commercial? … now that’s sad.
Sorry about the raccoon..,,,that’s sad. Couldn’t see the videos thanks to my antique computer. Sounds like the coon and the guy were close. Where this guy comes from though I suspect there are coons all over the place and he should have another “friend” soon…..sorry your flu won’t let go. I am finally getting rid of it – it’s VERY persistent!
Pam
Oh no. That’s so sad about the raccoon. And about your flu. It just won’t go away huh? Hope you get well soon
Aww bless the poor little raccoon and his furry friend. Sorry to hear you’re still grotty, hopefully it’ll clear soon and your head will be back where it should be. xoxox
Oh no, so sad that the raccoon died. We hope you feel better. The flu is hitting everywhere.
Oink oink,
Katie and Coccolino the mini pig
I’m sorry for the racoon and I wish you to get well soon. The videos are funny and I would have certainly shared them, now I don’t know. Sad news are sad, the videos are a nice way to remember the little racoon though.
Oh no, that’s so sad….All my best wishes for feeling better soon and for beating this bad flu ;o)
Loved the vid, still laughing now
That flu is making the rounds worldwide, Leo. I’ve managed to shake it, but it’s wreaking havoc with so many people I know! Maybe a double give-away next week? xoxoM
Agreed.
Hannah Montana repels all intelligent life.
This damn reminder is set
Those videos are hysterical, I have no idea how I haven’t seen them before.
Awww poor man.
Poor raccoon.
Gunshow is the best name for a raccoon ever. RIP
Do you think it could have been the Hannah Montana spray that did him in?
Hey, don’t pick on the poor guy. You’d be surprised how badly you can be affected by the death of goat … er … I mean … raccoon.
Hope you’re feeling better!