Naughty-ish Thursday: My First Time
We never forget the first time. People often describe their first time as magical, something that they would treasure forever. I honestly don’t see it that way.
First time can be traumatic. Nothing prepares you for it, it doesn’t matter how much porn we’ve watched (yeah people, we all have watched porn, so breathe).
When the moment comes you always ask yourself what should you do, what is expected from you and it is also embarrassing.
Let me tell you about my first time.
I was about 19 I think (I know, some people experience their first time earlier in life, but I’m glad it happened when it happened. Glad is not the word, but let’s say it is), I was living in Chelsea, NYC. It was a 2 bedroom apartment, mine was next to the bathroom and my roommate’s was next to mine, but he had to cross the hallway to go to the bathroom.
This roommate is my best friend, it was the one and only roommate I’ve ever had.
It was a warm summer night, humidity was disgustingly high, body all sweaty, you know the usual.
I saw my cellphone, 2:45am (yes I remember the time), I went to the bathroom without turning the light on, saw the roommate’s door open and a flickering light. I was sleepy, I knew he had gone out and didn’t hear him coming back.
I walked into his room to turn the computer off (the light was coming from the computer).
I tripped on something, woke up when I heard “What the fuck Leo?!” The thing I tripped on was the person my roommate was screwing that night. I was frozen, couldn’t move, I looked down and saw it all.
“You are gross!!” I said. “Jesus help me, take my eyes off!”
That was my first time walking in on someone having sex.