Stop! In the name of Snore.
I admire those humans who can sleep next to someone who snores, those wives or husbands who endure the noise coming out of their partner’s throat. I wasn’t born to deal with that. I just can’t, and it seems like karma is biting my ass when I try to sleep. Up to this day not a single person with whom I’ve shared a bed has been snore free, they always snore. I push them, move them, talk to them, hit them and finally cover their faces with a pillow until they wake up.
Mean you may be thinking!
But why should the snoring one enjoy a night of sleep and the person next to them shouldn’t? I’ll wait for your answer to that one.
I used to have a blog a few years ago where I suggested definite cures for the snoring issues, and I’ve got many thank you emails and many death threats. I’ll share with you who are battling with the same issues that I do, this will help you to get rid of the snores of your loved one once and for all.
-I’ve been in love
-I’ve been loved
-I need 7 hours to sleep
-Snoring is not, nor will ever be cute
-Enduring snores is not an act of love
Remedies that you can grow in your own garden:
-Ricin, do not confuse with raisins. You’ll only need the seed to attack the snoring problem, a small amount of seeds over the salad or muffins will be enough.
-Belladona or Deadly Nightshade, its berry-like fruits are a guarantee to end the snoring regardless of its intensity.
-Nerium, a salad with these beautiful flowers will cure forever the snoring and give you, and your partner, long nights of sleep.
Remember, you didn’t read this here, I don’t need any credit, I only want to help those who suffer like I do.
You are welcome.