Underwear, should it be a must?

As I talked to Leo about this post, I flat out told him — I have no idea what this post is supposed to be about. Now, being as supportive as he is, Leo gave me some friendly advice:

“Figure it out beotch. I’ll be up until 12:30-1 waiting on you to be done.”

So then I had a great idea and Googled “Donned People Underwear in 1789.” Brilliant, right? Wrong. The first result was the Giveaway Results post. But hey, at least we know that Doggy’s Style is showing up on Google!

As I kept pondering the topic I thought, “What if they are saying my underwear look like something from 1789?!” Then I looked in my drawers and felt confident that my private parts are covered by some quite stylish pieces.

Does this look like something I would wear?!

Now, speaking of that picture, ladies didn’t actually wear underwear until 1789 according to the lovely Pauline Weston Thomas at Fashion-Era.com. Could you imagine going commando every day? I sure couldn’t. Just think of how saggy those boobs must have been. Although it would cut down on laundry…

Tastes like fish, literally

Tastes like fish, literally

Anyway, that leads me to my final thought on the matter. We’ve been wearing underwear since 1789. Wouldn’t you call that an outdated tradition? Wouldn’t you say we need to modernize our lifestyles? Sure, we have thongs, boy shorts, edible panties, g-strings, and of course granny panties. But let’s break free of this rut we’ve been stuck in since 1789 and embrace a life without undies. That’s right — tomorrow, let’s go commando.

Leo here, I gotta show you the results of last week’s poll

Miss Peach is a Beotch but she's staying one more week.

Miss Peach is a Beotch but she’s staying one more week.

An please take the time to complete or satifastion poll this week.

Post suggested by Easy the naturist. 

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