Please Like Me
The new fashion on Facebook is liking things that attention whores post. Yes, I’m gonna rant about Facebook and its things again.
Lately I’ve seen people “Liking” pics of people who are asking for “Likes.” Some say they will only do a certain thing if they get enough likes (they were gonna do it anyway, be real) and some do it to put “public” pressure on someone else to do something.
Some cases are “sweet”, like the girl in the pic above. Oblivious Little Girl has no clue what she’s in for, her Daddy is using her. That’s abuse, I’d call social services and get them to take that girl from him (social services would laugh at me). Seriously, why doesn’t Daddy put a pic of him saying “I’m an attention whore, if I get 1million likes I’ll buy a puppy for my daughter, which I’ll take care of even if he eats my furniture”. Man needs to grow up and get slapped.
This gotta be a joke, guy’s gotta be joking. If there’s a god this guy gotta be joking and if he isn’t he deserves to get his ass kicked.
What was social services’ number?
Doesn’t he think about the kid’s future?
He should also ask for a set of golden teeth to match his kid’s name. I hope the girl has the brains in there, otherwise why does god allow idiots to breed?
So we’ll move on to another, one from Brazil. This guy is asking for 100,000 “Likes” so his sister will honor him by letting him be the godfather of his nephew.
Poor soul, doesn’t he know that a godfather is “obligated” (according to tradition) to take care of that little kid, buy him gifts, throw him bday parties, etc.
From what I gather he doesn’t look like he has a job, he’s probably still in high school, so grab the books and get down some reading.
I’ll like your pic if you read Les Miserables in 2 days.
And the best for last.
Where’s your dignity man! 1 million Likes to get your wife to say yes to a bunny??!!!
A bunny??!!! Are you fucking for real???!! A bunny???!!! 1 million Likes???!!!
I spit on you!
Too bad that Likes don’t make balls grow, cuz this guy has none. Guys like this give closeted gays like Marcus Bachman a bad name.
And that my dear readers has been the bitter post of the week.