Please Like Me
The new fashion on Facebook is liking things that attention whores post. Yes, I’m gonna rant about Facebook and its things again.
Lately I’ve seen people “Liking” pics of people who are asking for “Likes.” Some say they will only do a certain thing if they get enough likes (they were gonna do it anyway, be real) and some do it to put “public” pressure on someone else to do something.
You are cute little girl, but I’d love to have a word with Daddy
Some cases are “sweet”, like the girl in the pic above. Oblivious Little Girl has no clue what she’s in for, her Daddy is using her. That’s abuse, I’d call social services and get them to take that girl from him (social services would laugh at me). Seriously, why doesn’t Daddy put a pic of him saying “I’m an attention whore, if I get 1million likes I’ll buy a puppy for my daughter, which I’ll take care of even if he eats my furniture”. Man needs to grow up and get slapped.
Next…
This gotta be joke, right?
This gotta be a joke, guy’s gotta be joking. If there’s a god this guy gotta be joking and if he isn’t he deserves to get his ass kicked.
Tupac??!!
What was social services’ number?
Doesn’t he think about the kid’s future?
Tupac?
He should also ask for a set of golden teeth to match his kid’s name. I hope the girl has the brains in there, otherwise why does god allow idiots to breed?
Why??!!!
Next…
Godfather? What about reading a bit?
So we’ll move on to another, one from Brazil. This guy is asking for 100,000 “Likes” so his sister will honor him by letting him be the godfather of his nephew.
Poor soul, doesn’t he know that a godfather is “obligated” (according to tradition) to take care of that little kid, buy him gifts, throw him bday parties, etc.
From what I gather he doesn’t look like he has a job, he’s probably still in high school, so grab the books and get down some reading.
I’ll like your pic if you read Les Miserables in 2 days.
And the best for last.
1 million Likes for you to grow a pair
Where’s your dignity man! 1 million Likes to get your wife to say yes to a bunny??!!!
A bunny??!!! Are you fucking for real???!! A bunny???!!! 1 million Likes???!!!
I spit on you!
Too bad that Likes don’t make balls grow, cuz this guy has none. Guys like this give closeted gays like Marcus Bachman a bad name.
And that my dear readers has been the bitter post of the week.
Hilarious, thanks for the rant, it made me laugh and no, I don’t know why god allowed idiots to breed but its a question I often find myself asking
And they reproduce like rabbits!
You find the most interesting stuff on FB…….! I have to admit though, it serves as a reminder why I rarely visit the place!!
Pam
I still have a few posts coming up thanks to facebook, after your blog I think facebook is where I find more inspiration.
I think that’s code word for you know what, I suspect he’s not getting any and is putting pressure on his wife, I like to believe that.
We have just joined FB as you know, we just pop to our friends, that takes us ages as we don’t know our way around yet
Some people are just soooo stooopid..Tupac, poor kid. xx00xx
Mollie and Alfie
You better not fall for any of those, nor animals on shelters, or kids dying, those pics are around since 1932
Face Book is ridiculous. I stopped using it two years ago. I agree with your rant and anyone else who has a rant against it. I lost a potential client because I wasn’t on Face Book. Instead he chose a woman who had 5000 friends. He thinks her “friends” will help his business grow. Yeah … whatever, right?
I would never get a job based on my facebook lol.
That’s ridiculous, base a decision on Facebook is just idiotic, you better off without that client I guess.
I hope our politicians never pick up the idea and move the elections to Facebook.
LOL! Great point!
Ha, we “like” your post. It’s so true and we have been seeing countless examples like above. Kind of crazy.
Gotta say, I like this comment and I hate FB, too.
It’s ok to like my post lol
I fucking hate Facebook. If I get 1000 likes, I will french kiss my dog.
If it was “for every like I’ll donate x amount to this charity” I sweat I would move it forward but shit like this makes me sick.
Stupidity and Facebook…a marriage made in heaven.
So life is measured in likes on FB??!!! How stupid can parents be – if it’s now true, maybe the kids makes up as they go along. But when adult does .. terrible. I don’t blame FB for what people’s behavior and mental status.
FB is not to blame, the platform is there, people fucks with it.
Terrible … how we measure things today, in LIKES!
I know, as I said on a comment above, if it was using LIKES to raise awareness for something, I’d move it forward. I mean, I’ve used the “if you comment on this post I’ll do…. ” which is how we “met”. But the stupid things people is doing with facebook makes me sick, but at least inspires some posts lol
In all honesty have I given up on FB – because of people behavior – nothing proper are being said and Twitter … even worst.
I agree.
First they ruined email, now facebook, next is twitter. The horror!
Your tags are the best
Can’t you imagine chain email on Twitter?
They are invading whatsapp already.
Those people are crazy!
They need to be put down, I meant locked down lol
At least it’s easy to ignore them on Facebook – it’s harder when you meet someone like that in real life!
Horrible to think that they are roaming freely this world.
I want to like(oops)Facebook but I just can’t.
I do good to keep up with blogging.
Leo your tags crack me up. I look forward to them almost as much as your posts..
Thanks!
That made my day, I have fun tagging lol
You remind me why I am not part of FaceBook!
I’m still on it cuz I keep up with all friends that way
There are many worse, perverted, examples out there. I’m glad you only chose the tamer ones.
I know, the sick kids, the dying heroes, the racists, the cancers, I decided to go mild.
I’ve been tempted to unfriend anyone who shares these things. Yes, that means my mom is about to get straight-up SHUNNED
Moms are cute aren’t they? lol
I often call my mom and tell to delete some stuff, she’s learning really fast tho.
Why would I even care about whether they get 1 million or a billion Likes? Why would anyone?
I certainly don’t care. It still baffles me why people keep moving those things forward.
FB has gifted my husband and I both with the mother and father of all Trojan viruses a couple of years ago. We use it for family period and little of that. You cracked me up Leo. Totally!!
I use to keep in touch with all friends and those who live far far away. Trojans suck!
I’m glad it made you laugh.
xx
Doggy tags rule!!!!!!!
Yay! Thanks for reading the tags lol
I don’t do FB. He doesn’t do FB, even though Zuckerberg and He share the same small home town but at different times. Judging from this, we have no desire to FB. Is there a “dislike” button?
There’s no dislike button, there should be a “shut your pile hole” or “get a life” button.
“Ditto” my friend at twoblackdoggies’ comment. Really. There should be a human test for parenthood.
I agree, world would be a better place.
Sometimes I’m glad we forgot our pw for the FB ;o) I’m not a fan of the FB it seems to me like a booby hatch
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You are not missing much, I bring you the most interesting facts about what’s “hot” on facebook.
I have a fan page, I will never get 1 million likes. No one likes me and I don’t care. Bunny Beaver, what’s the difference. I am adding you to people I stalk/blog roll.
I used to have 235 friends, after the elections I lost 20 something, after what happened in CT I lost another bunch, now I’m down to 162, I do not mind blocking and deleting those who annoy me lol.
Ohh Becca, that’s really nice of you, if I had one I’d add you, but you know you are in my heart (that was cute wasn’t it)
Sooo cute. Well as an outspoken liberal and a Texan, I often stand alone. Do you realize how hard it is for me not to rant on my blog. I had to delete a ton in yesterday’s post not to be funny because I have so much disdain for non equal civil rights. All of my friends know that gay rights is my hot button issue. I even have a video of my kids ranting about it. They were little and it is hard to hear. I didn’t teach it to them, I just asked their opinion. (I try to give them both sides of a political argument because I also don’t believe in just teaching your kids to only think like you)
Okay apparently I needed to get that off my chest. Sorry.
I know I am in your heart. Did you see my reply to your email?
I did, you just wait for tomorrow lol
I don’t usually expose those thing on my blog nor on my facebook, I don’t hide it (how could I) but I swear to god that whenever I see some remarks my eyes bleed out of rage, instead of arguing ignorance I delete. This whole Obama and the gay this is putting me on the verge, I know we all have or political views but once your political views attack me as an individual we’ll have problems. You know how that goes. Luckily all of my readers are great people, and even if they don’t agree with certains things they know how to pour their opinion nicely and they are open to healthy and mature debate.
Yep mine too
I just have to be not snarky.
Yeah, you gotta use tons of lub lol
I think I would “Like” each and every one of these. Now, I’m in complete agreement with you regarding the complete inanity of these requests, and the pathetic nature of taking it to the Facebook Public. However, let us not forget that in each of these images, there are two jackasses–the obvious one (for example, the father who wants to saddle his child with “Tupac”), and the enabling party (in this case the child’s mother who is willing to forgo her right to name the child if the masses on FB say it’s okay). Regardless of that child’s eventual name, his future prospects look mighty bleak. I say, call him Tupac, and turn into the skid.
I like to believe that most of the people who do these kind of things is joking. It would be like me making up whatever, a bet, you name it, but deep inside I know that brainless people exists and they are abundant. I agree with you, whatever name the kid ends up having a dad like doesn’t look promising. But I’ll keep my hope there, and think that this guys is not even a father, he just did that cuz he wanted to be funny.
How the devil did you find this out on FB LOL. You are funny Leo
Friends of mine like that kind of crap. I even had an argument with one because of it lol
I sad “all those years in college, a master’s degree and almost a million bucks in school to like that crap”
What was their response
Loved your rant Leo, gave me the best laugh of the day!
I’m glad you liked, I had fun collecting the pics
I’ve noticed that people are more stupid on Facebook than they are in real life, and that’s scary. People are already stupid enough in real life.
I rather face a zombie apocalypse than seeing the world full with idiots like that.
We may have to face both.
It’s still ok to like your posts though…right?
Yeah, if I get 100 likes I’ll shave my head lol
Huh, this is considered a rant? It read as beautifully to me as the poetry of Robert Frost I hate FB so much Leo. One thing I did notice about the guy wanting a million likes so his girl will allow him to can call his son Tupac, there’s nothing on that sign indicating that she’s his baby mama. Also, he can call his kid Fist Thrust right now, but that kid’s real name can still be Herbert.
I hope you are right, but we al know how many empty headed are roaming this world. Although I’ll remain hopeful and will make myself believe that this guys is only kidding and that a mother would never allow such thing and by mother I mean the guy’s mother.
You are too nice.
xx
Hey, not a plea for attention but just to let you know I have nominated you for the Versatile blogger award
http://savedindrafts.wordpress.com/2013/01/30/versatile-blogger-award/
Thanks!
I just checked it out.
xx
I particularly enjoyed your tags here, Leo.
Thanks Madame!
I think you were really harsh on the last guy Leo – perhaps he was talking about a Playboy Bunny – now that puts a whole new complexion on his request.
I said something about it on my tags lol
I don’t even get what the benefit is of getting so many likes….. is it just for bragging rights!? Seriously, the sad part is people who don’t give a crap are going to like just to see the kid get called Tupac with a father with more fingers then he has brain cells….sad. Hope he at least is a good rapper.
Oh yeah I am with you there.
You remind me why I don’t Facebook: I just don’t understand…xoxoM
If I get a million likes… I will disconnect from the Internet forever!!!!
ha if I get a million likes I might start doing real comedy on my welsh adventure – lol
Very funny rant but I have a confession to make. I always read the tags first
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Lots of weirdness on FB. Wait, I am on FB.
Does it work? If so, I need to do this too.
Personally I don’t know what prevents their heads from caving in, never mind breeding. As for the ‘bunny’, well are you certain we are talking about a cute little furry rabbit?
This made me laugh a lot, especially the guy who wants to call his son Tupac. xD Such an idiot. There’s an “illness” in Germany we call “chantalism” or “kevinism”. It’s about giving the kids stupid names, often misspelled. Example: “Angelo Elvis”. If there’s something like that in Anglophone countries it’s probably “tupacism”.
Rant on! Great post!
best.ever.
Awesome rant…..I was tossing around the idea of deleting my Facebook account. Were it not for putting my blog posts on there, it would have been an easy decision. I avoid it as much as I can now.