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Good, I captured your attention now I can ask for a quick favor. No, it isn’t for me, it’s for a Lady or Not.
She a mother like us (I’m laughing in here, I remember when I used to be called Doggy’s mom, so TODAY I’ll be a mom) and she has entered a contest for the top 25 Funny Moms. I was not allowed to enter, they said I don’t meet the standards. Can you believe their nerves?
Lady or Not Here I Come
So, let me tell you about a mom who entered the contest, and because she’s funny as hell I beg of you (and that song Jolene just came to my mind) to vote for her. I think there’s over 1 millions bucks in play.
Becca told me she would put me in her will if she won (she did’t tell me but since I’m her new self named campaign manager I deserve something).
Some of you already know Becca and her hilarious blog Lady or Not Here I Come, but for those of you who don’t please click on the blue things cuz they are links and are gonna take you home, they are like the yellow brick road. Anyhow, Becca is a funny lady or not, I cannot remember how I discovered her blog. I probably was looking for porn (we moms also watch porn) which is nowhere to be found on her blog.
Becca winning the BBEU Award
After a few days reading her blog you come to the realization that we mothers have the right and the obligation to be funny, and that wearing lipstick on your teeth (as long as it is strategically placed) is a fashion statement. Of course you also have to wear a tiara.
Fellow mothers and readers of this blog, let’s unite and make another mother’s dream come true, even if they didn’t allow me to enter the contest.
This how the contest looks like. A fellow mom on the 80th is unacceptable!
To vote you gotta go to: Circle of Moms Top 25 Funny Moms
Here’s the tricky sorta chaotic part but since I’m a man, I mean a mom, of resources I’ll show a way to find the blog faster than scrolling down. It’s a combination of keys and then just type “Lady or Not” and Becca’s blog will appear. Then just click on vote.
There’s nothing that we mothers united cannot do.
Thanks!
How to find things…
Assume we can go back and vote tomorrow, etc…
Yeah, forgot to say you can vote once every 24hrs. Thanks!
Thank you so much. You can. I appreciate you taking the time to do that.
x,
Becca
I’ll take a look!
Wouldn’t they let you enter Doggy in drag?
No, they wouldn’t!
It’s an outrage if you ask me.
I think you’d have a good case under the sexual discrimination laws!
The latest WordPress changes are driving me up the wall – I don’t feel I need to be told I just made a comment on my blog when I reply to someone, my memory really isn’t that bad.
I know, it’s driving me nuts too. Too damn annoying.
I’ll file a lawsuit against circle of moms for not letting me in the contest.
I’m glad I’m not suffering alone!
Good luck with the lawsuit.
Thank you. They were mean to him. We should picket.
a million dollars? Hey, I’m a mom and funny too if I force it. I cast my vote for Becca, didn’t know about the boucoup bucks.
Should she win, maybe I can hit her up for a few bucks Seriously, got my fingers crossed for Rebecca.
That’s what I’m aiming, if she wins she would give me an allowance., If she wins and I don’t get an allowance I’ll sue her, I’ll get her money one way or another.
Poor Heart… she is getting it from all sides. Too bad I get nothing but a title for winning. That said, it is good exposure. I am an exhibitionist it seems.
I’ll do whatever you want for teaching me that freaking awesome trick Leo. DUH on my part. And I voted. I look forward to reading her blog
Glad you found the trick handy. I find myself using a lot when I’m reading something and I’m looking for something specific.
Thanks for the vote.
Thank you for voting.
Will vote
and will go check out her blog. xxx
Mollie and Alfie
Thanks, we moms united are unstoppable
Thanks so much.
I hope you poke around and enjoy it. We have lots of fun over there.
I voted:-)
Thanks Misaki
Thanks darlin’.
x,
Becca
How is Miss Four Eyes not here yet? I mean, you said PORN!
I’m missing her too. I think Becca and her would get along. Even tho Miss Four Eyes is not a mom like us.
She and I do get along. We have been followers of each other for a while. I do adore her you know… well that and porn.
Here I am! I can’t believe it took me this long to get here. I was, um, distracted….
The “BECCAISM” is my TRUE RELIGION – literally…and I’ve voted – of course. and you aren’t allowed at the contest? that’s scandalous!
I don’t meet up the requirements!!
…what? that’s the end of the world as we know it….
True Religion, like the jeans.
Best of luck to her.
Thank you!
I voted
us hilarious mums need to stick together lol
I know, we mothers move the world
We do. Thank you love.
x,
Becca
Mums United
Exactly. Thanks
I’ve been reading Becca for a while now. I vote for her ever chance they allow it. Great promotion!
Thanks so much. I know ya love me. You know you can vote from different ip address… phones not connected to wireless, work home… just fyi
I’ll use my phone, my computer, and my son’s computer. Oh wait…there’s still time to get to the library.
lmao… well unless your son has a different ip. The library is waiting.
I voted but didn’t get my free porn yet.
oh you have read the post for the porn. I have a picture of my boobs on the link. Thank you for voting.
x,
Becca
Great. I just got fired. Can I come live with you?
He says you can come live with him. Well he didn’t say that, but who am I to challenge your question. If you got fired for me, he has a space for you.
WHEEEEEEE!!!
We moms gotta stick together. I’ll go look.
Oink oink,
Katie and Coccolino the mini pig
We do! Thanks so much!
Sorry, I already voted for someone else….
ahhh you can vote for as many as you want, once a day. No pressure though. ((Hugs))
Oh. Well then I’ll grt right on it!
Thanks so much
Somebody has said that the only difference between sex and porn is the lamplight.
lol I wonder who that somebody is.
Rebecca .. it was a quote I came across a couple of years ago – tried to find it again .. no luck so fare. Think it’s brilliant.
’tis… I love it.
If I find it I will come back with the … quote.
You’re the awesomest! Thank you so much! I am up to 70 right now. I would be 69 but my husband accidently voted for the woman behind me. Love ya bunches Leo.
Ohhh Becca, thanks for getting back to everybody, thank you very much!
xx
Thanks to you. You know me, I can’t not answer. They took the time to comment on your blog about me, which was very sweet of them. Plus I read some new blogs. I hope you’re having a fantastic day.
I’m THE day, you’ve saved some time lol
Thanks, I really appreciate it, they are good people, they put up with my crap lol
I love that Becca! She’s hilarious!
I wonder if they’ll let me vote for her more than once. Must check…
They did! Voted!
Thanks you so much!
I don’t remember how I found Becca either but I am so glad I did
Thank you so much love ((Hugs))
Done! The blog titles, alone, are hilarious.
I do so relate.