100, more like 60

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I’m writing this post inspired by Lavinia. Don’t know who Lavinia is? Lord!!
I’ll wait till you go and check her out, her blog I mean. Go, I’ll be watching the following video, which reminds me of another video. You watch it and tell me what you think.

They clearly were inspired by Judy’s video.

Ok, now to the post, 100 things that pop to my head, written as I go.

  1. I’ll never get 100 things 
  2. Even if I get 100 I think it’s too much for people to read.
  3. Yeah, they’ll get bored.
  4. Or probably keep reading.
  5. I read 100 or 3000 words.
  6. Yes, they’ll get bored.
  7. Doggy’s hair is so soft.
  8. I need to get waxed before my trip.
  9. Yeah, I wax, hair only on my arms and head.
  10. I have hairy arms.
  11. Like a monkey.
  12. I feel sorry for Miss Peach, she’s gotta edit this.
  13. I truly like Miss Peach.
  14. She probably blushed after 13.
  15. Now she’s smiling.
  16. Now she’s calling me asshole.
  17. Miss Peach sent me a TXT message.
  18. There’s people drinking at home.
  19. They are drinking a cocktail I mixed.
  20. This is thing 20
  21. Lavinia, 100 things is more than all my thoughts together.
  22. 189 words.
  23. You know that I have a mental barrier of 500 words, I think that people don’t wanna read posts longer than that.
  24. But I like to read long posts, they keep me entertained.
  25. I have to learn proper Spanish.
  26. And proper English.
  27. Actually I need to learn how to speak like a decent human being.
  28. I really dig this version of Dream On
  29. Doggy just smashed my balls.
  30. Why does it hurt so much when you get your balls smashed?
  31. You would think that having something that sensitive on the outside could have been solved by evolution.
  32. Balls are ok, but sometimes are an inconvenience, crossing your legs is not as comfy as you may think.
  33. Is funny how balls shrink when it’s cold.
  34. Have you ever been tea bagged?

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    Tea Bagging

  35. I haven’t, or have I?
  36. Girls don’t put their boobs on other’s girls’ faces or do they?
  37. And if they do, what is it called?
  38. Huge boobs could cause serious damage.
  39. I watched how a girl with 10lbs on each boob got them reduced.
  40. She’ll go broke buying new bras.
  41. Why are bras so expensive?

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    Fashion for cows

  42. I’m glad I don’t have boobs.
  43. But I have balls and got them smashed not too long ago.
  44. Does this mean that all that’s in my head are boobs and balls?
  45. I like asses better, yes I do.
  46. Oh Misaki just liked one my posts.
  47. I’m sleepy.
  48. I had a round of shots and I think I got these people drunk.
  49. Girls can get a Hymenorrhaphy to “recover” their virginity, what do we guys have?
  50. Midway
  51. I think I’m tipsy
  52. Hell yeah, I am
  53. I have a friend who was a stripper, but she only worked during the day, and only showed her boobs. Great girl she is.
  54. I honestly think that all the states but NY are deep south even if they are up north. Of course we can divide them by swamps, plains and mountains, but south nevertheless.
  55. I’d love to visit Alaska.
  56. I don’t like bacon, eww the smell grosses me out.
  57. My bathroom has more body lotions than the bathroom of any girl I know.
  58. I never tell my actual age.
  59. I’ll stop writing now, I’m gonna sleep.
  60. This is the last thing.
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