Things I Fear
This is post has been inspired by Miss Four Eyes, she wrote a list of things she fears, you should check it out if you wanna scare the life out of her. She prompted me to write a list of things, but being invincible is really hard to number things I fear, however, I’ll try.
Not Necessarily, I haven’t been to Thailand yet
I love to travel, and Thailand is one of the places I must visit before I turn 22 (shhh), but there’s something about going to Thailand that scared the crap out me. This fear was in part planted by that show Locked Up Abroad.
Just imagine, I pack my things and head to Thailand. I arrive in Bangkok excited to try the food and get eaten by mosquitoes when suddenly I get kidnapped by a group of smugglers. They take to me a place far away where they give me a boob job (FYI Thailand is one of the top destinations for sex reassignment operations), take care of me until I’m fully recovered. When they “free” me my name is not Leo anymore, they call me Solange.
They take me back to Bangkok, give me a fake passport and ask me to smuggle drugs into Europe, I get caught by the police. After the interrogatory at the airport they send me to jail, MAN jail, where all the guys touch my new boobs without even paying for it!
See how easy it is? (imagine from Another Travel Blog)
When I call my parents they refuse to help me, they don’t recognize that voluptuous woman asking for help, I have to face trial and likely the death penalty. While waiting for the trial I meet a decent guy to take care of Solange, we fall in love but he gets killed by a rival gang member, I’m left alone till I’m found guilty and subsequently stoned to dead. Talk about horror!
But because we shouldn’t let our fears get in out way, I’ll plan a trip to Thailand for later this year, if you receive an email from Solange don’t ignore, it’s probably me.
You will be fine Solange I mean Leo
We’ve added Solange to our contacts list.
Just do it – Thailand is great ! They have fabulous food!!! And if your forgot something there – even the p. – they send it to you – without extra costs ;o) But just in case – to touch someones new boobs WITHOUT payment – that’s just a NO-GO! I hope the police will regard this.
All I can say is you put my own personal fears into perspective…….! I too have added Solange to my contact list should I hear from her in the future……
Pam
That is a frightening overactive imagination you have there Leo. However, I’ll be sure to look out for emails from Solange and will round up our rather strong army and invade the country. Fear not, you’ll receive an appropriate title to accompany your new kingdom once we’ve conquered it.
We put solange’s name and number in our calendar. This sounds a bit like broken palace lol
“Solange, farewell, auf wiedersehen, goodnight!”
I see a new Hollywood movie in the makings here, Leo. Or possibly a LIfetime movie. “It happened to me in Thailand – the Leo story.”
I say you get teh boob job before you go.
Hey, one less thing they can do to you…
You have a very…ummm…detail oriented imagination, Leo
Thanks, MissFourEyes, I did not even notice the tags. LOL Wonder what topics board they got posted on. You better watch out Solange, you might get some new spam coming your way.
‘I forgot my penis in thailand’ is the best tag ever.
Man, that is a specific fear.
Well… based on the title of this post I did NOT see that coming!
Ha, that was quite a post!
I added Solange to my contacts too. My fear is this whole post you did not imagine and the whole pope thing gets goofed up.
oh my, but at least they have yummy food in Thailand.
Don’t drink the water.
I wonder how Thai people pronounce Solange…
If I were you .. I would go somewhere else .. because you can be sold for human trafficking too.
I’ve made sure solange is on my safe sender list so her email doesn’t go into my spam folder lol
I think you should go to Thailand. At worst, you can get a t-shirt that says “I went to Bangkok and all I got was this lousy sex-change.”