What Travel Guides and Blogs Won’t Tell You Part 2
Did I say that is nice to be back (blogging that is)? Well, that, it’s nice to be back.
What I forgot to mention on yesterday’s post “What Travel Guides and Blogs Won’t Tell You” was probably the most important thing, that you come back BROKE after your vacations and no travel blogger/writer warns you about it when you are planning a nice getaway. Hence I can’t trash all of my clothes or hire a maid.
Poor? Me? Ha! The very thought!
I’ll organize a welcome party so my friends bring food, I’ll tell them drinks will be on me (I’ll pour tequila over my peeling belly bottom and hold a piece of 5 weeks old lime between my dry lips, that’s a drink ON you, isn’t it?).
Body Tequila pics were too naughty for a Tuesday.
As I’m writing this I realized that this is gonna be the second part of yesterday’s post, yeah, I’ll change the name from “I’m so dirty” to “What Travel Guides and Blogs Won’t Tell You Part 2″.
Travels guides and blogs helps to travel in a budget, but I refuse to travel in a budget, just imagine, if the plane crashes on your way back home the last place you had a night of sleep was a hostel with bed bugs and lice. So I travel like the trophy wife of an oil tycoon. Alas, I’m not! When I’m away I still gotta pay rent and utilities, but thanks to not reading about it on the travel guides I forget about that little fact, then once I’m back home I’m faced with the reality of life and gotta man up or cry, but regardless of my reaction I still gotta pay.
Is not as bad as they put it
It’d be nice if those travel guides would tell put things like this:
Hotel Nuclear Mushroom
5 Stars hotel and spa, all commodities, private beach and organized tours.
Includes personal concierge, chauffeur and secretary.
$500/ night (Remember, you still got a dog to feed when you get home, are you sure you wanna book it?)
No, no, I didn’t pay $500/night for a hotel room, my oil tycoon husband is rich but I still take care of what’s gonna be mine once he’s dead, nevertheless, I came back broke, I smuggled some products which I’ll try so sell, but that’s a different post.
And just because I know you are sad that I didn’t write “I’m so dirty” today, I’ll write and post it on Dirty Thursday (another failed section of this blog, you’re welcome)
There’s nothing like a Doggy/Leo post to wake a person up first thing in the morning…..you’re right about vacations leaving a bit of a hole in the old bank account but so what – it’s only money – and if you follow through on the body tequila thing you’ll make the bucks back in no time!
Pam
I don’t have I’ll have people lining up to drink tequila out my peeling belly button lol
I refuse to scrimp on holidays too, I may budget elsewhere in life but that’s my treat. And my boyfriend just got a pay rise so I can start planning my next trip
Mine already planned his with my money and without me!
That’s the wrong way round!
I’m still trying to become a trophy wife. Alas, I have failed dismally on this part. Maybe you need to start a fund raiser campaign.
There’s a website where you can look for sugar daddies and sugar daddies look for sugar babes, I’ll submit my picture and info, who knows.
Live for the day for tomorrow you may… worry about it then.
I try to, but then the first of the month comes and landlord wants to get paid, he’s not fun at all.
…body tequila on a hairy belly .hahahaha…oh I missed you, your posts and your TAGS ;o)…and if you can, please send your neurosurgeon over BOL
I’ve missed you too Easy.
We found this which might help you put your angst into perspective: http://www.savagechickens.com/2013/03/for-your-own-good.html
hahahahaha poor chickens
Amazing that you got the post out seeing how you can’t afford to pay the electric bill.
I blog from work!
Kyla you crack me up.. I wish I was a trophy wife..LOL xx00xx
Mollie and Alfie
Don’t we all
Ya gotta take your vacation so might as well ENJOY!!!
Exactly, it makes no sense not having fun then come back and not have fun at work, I better cry at work.
Oh Leo, you are so funny. You need a sugar daddy.
Amen, I gotta start looking for it before they they see me as a daddy lol
Whee don’t go on holiday really but when the hoomans go on holiday whee go round the corner to stay with the family of two lovely ladypigs. Maybe they will become Trophy Wives to us and whee will travel across the world!
Nibbles, Nutty, Buddy & Basl
xxxx
Mummy wishes she ws a trophy wife too *sigh*
Who wouldn’t want to be one? Who cares what poor people would think of you, if they call you gold digger, what’s the problem? At least you are digging for gold not dirty laundry lol
We do need to make a travel magazine.
That’d be really interesting.
You definitely come back from vacation broke. Gotta make it worth it
I’m thinking on selling doggy’s fur to make some money.
Good to have you back Leo!
Thanks! Glad be back.
Leo, one thing is for sure … that it cost to be on top *smile – great idea to invite friends that brings food .. when the fridge is empty – I will bank that one. *smile
When I came back after 27 days in US & Canada … don’t know what happen, but I had spent $3.000 than budget and I never turned over a cent. Happy days … goes to NYC this year.
Sometimes I travel and come back with more money than when I left, and I promise I have no recollection of whoring myself out.
How cares …. so long it’s on the plus side!!! Don’t lay sleepless over it. *smile
I don’t know why you are complaining. All of our recent vacations have involved dog events. We grab a pizza to go and eat it in the cheap hotel room because we can’t leave the dogs alone to trash the place. If anyone is going to trash a hotel room, its going to be me and not the furry ones. Then we get up at 4am and go sit in a field for the day and eat a sack lunch. I need to splurge on a vacation and come home broke! lol
Traveling with dogs should be considered a job or at least get you a tax deduction.
I’ll travel with Doggy this summer, I’m gonna start to prepare psychologically
Funny stuff!
Glad you liked it!
Every single time I travel back home from a holiday I pray to all gods out there for nothing to happen to me, as I never have any money left. Even getting thirsty or hungry on an airport can be challenging.
I usually spend every single penny at the airport before boarding the plane, then is up to plastic money.
Plastic money is challenging for me. Most of the times, my Romanian card gets rejected. My bank couldn’t come with any explanation for this. God, holidays are difficult!
Leo you are from another planet