Naughty-ish Thursday: Love you are a whore
Today I’ll tell you something that’ll change the good and innocent image you have of me.
Have you ever whored yourself out?
No, not for money, or even for expensive clothes, like for food and drinks?
That should be a compliment as long as it doesn’t have a the word “crack” before “whore”
Good to know I’m not alone, but since this is not about you, but about me, I’ll tell you my story and then you tell me yours.
I used to whore myself out a lot when I was in college. Going to bars and getting drinks for free was part of my weekend routine. I had the money to pay for my drinks, it was (is) not about money. It was about the thrill, a rush.
But that was when I was young. Now that I’m an old man I party less and have less patience to hear boring stories and smile to meaningless compliments. With age I’ve gotten sharper. I care less about strangers that are only looking to have a good time. I know, if there’s a hell I’m going straight to it, non stop, so I might as well own it and make the most of it.
Last time I whored myself out was back in spring 2011 (almost 2 years ago, I think I’m reformed by now). My intern (yeah, I drag those poor kids into it) and I were enjoying the sun by the river, no plans for anything else so I didn’t take much money with me nor my wallet. 20 Euros was what I had with me.
We decided to have a drink before heading home, a pint of chilly cider, nothing else.
As I was about to finish my drink a guy approached me, we’ll call him Chris, and started to talk with me. He heard me speaking English with my intern, asked a couple of random things, ordered himself a drink and asked me if I wanted one, and here’s how this started:
People like us, that’s why they pay for our drinks and food.
Me: Depending on what you are getting me
Chris: What are you having?
M: Cider, but since you are paying I’ll get a Hendrick’s with cucumber
C: Ok.
M: Matt (the bartender) get me a Hendricks, my friend here is paying.
I drank half of it and gave him the attention he paid for.
C: You wanna join me and my friends? We are seated there (pointing to his table)
M: See Chris, I was heading out, I’m starving and so is my friend, so I guess I’ll call it a day.
C: No, no, I’ll order food and drinks, join me.
Jackpot! The Richard Geere for my Julia Roberts!
I sat next to him, I knew he wanted a piece of me (which was not on the market to start with, but he didn’t know that). He would talk and put his hand on my knee (scandalous!). 4 drinks later he wanted to move his hand up.
M: Chris, put your hand down or I’ll chop it off, no, and don’t smile, I’m not kidding.
C: Ok, I’m sorry. I like your sense of humor. (poor Danish guy, thought I was kidding)
2 hours later everybody was hammered, it was already 1am. Chris asked for the check.
220 Euros. He paid for it and we left the bar.
C: So, where are you going now?
M: Home, need to sleep.
C: Oh, I’m sharing a room with a friend but we could head to your place.
M: Head to my place? What do you mean?
C: Yeah, to watch a movie.
M: Watch a movie? Come on, you can do better than that!
C: You know.
M: I’m sorry Chris, I don’t know what you made of this, but I’m afraid I can’t take you home, I live with my grandma and it wouldn’t make her happy if I brought a guy home, not till I’m married.
C: Can you at least add me on Facebook?
My intern started to laugh really hard, Chris looked puzzled, he thought he was going to score that night. Looking back I feel bad I only ordered nachos, I could have ordered something else.
Leo, your such a whore! xxxx
Ohhh promise me you mean it!!
xx
Tsk tsk..;)
Gosh….and I thought it was wild back in the 60s and 70s……duh…..we’ve come a long way (or have we??). I like Naughty-ish Thursdays.
Pam
Things has changed, but not much I think.
Chutzpah, my boy, pure chutzpah!
Requieres time master some skills, I’m still learning.
On the few occasions I have been propositioned I have always declined. They always seem to be a bit mental and I have enough of those in my life
I keep off the old ones, they are really bad, I once had to call security, my bad, I was playing with fire.
Whores … or the light footed ladies … don’t like the word whore! I have full respect for those ladies, they take a lot of shit for us .. other women – and they have a big social place in our society, but they should pay tax and have their regular health check ups like they do in Germany and Holland. That also mean that slavery will go do down with 60% – no women or children would be sold for sex .. and the human trafficking decrease big time. Did a post about modern slavery .. while you where away. Not a fun reading – but something we can help out with, because it can happens to anyone’s sister, wife or daughter. http://wp.me/p293Pw-4JR
I agree with you, I think prostitution should be legalized, those women need social guarantees and protection, our society is hypocrite, treat them like trash instead of making things easier for them pushes them to the side and leaves them subject to the abuse of others. I have nothing against using your body for business, if somebody is willing to pay why shouldn’t you sell? The problem is when women are forced to do it, but that’s a whole different and more serious issue than fooling people to pay for a drink at a bar. I’ll read your post.
Nachos? …you could order a steak .. and have you added him on FB?…. naughty-ish thursday rocks!
Nachos, I was fool and young, now I would order a T-bone steak. No facebook, I feel sorry for the guy, but not much lol
So, your whoring days are slowing down. Nice to get a little selective
I’m targeting a different demographic now lol
Sugar daddies do good holiday bailouts.
If it wasn’t for them our economy would be even worse.
Quite the cad!
Gotta show them some lovin’ lol
How misleading. I can’t believe you let that dude buy you food and drinks all night and then NOT put out. That’s effed up.
Well, we talking about nachos and gin in here, he had a fun night, we talked and laughed, a cultural experience and a life lesson too.
Still, not nice. Not nice at all.
Wow a long break and you are going full steam ahead LOL
To be fair this was supposed to be my St. Valentine’s post lol
I’m envisioning a skill set that you will continue to refine over time.
One can only hope Frank lol
Nachos? Nachos?! You could’ve ordered the whole menu! How do you do it, Leo?
I know, shame on me, I don’t even know how to explain how I didn’t order a burger or a steak or offered a free round to all the bar.
Sorry to burst your whore ‘bubble’ but it only counts if you put out, which you didn’t. You’re just a c*ck tease.
Hahhahahaha
I never meant to heat and don’t eat, bad timing, if I had been alone…..
“Can you at least add me on Facebook? ” – ha, ha, ha, that’s hilarious!
Ida ordered lobster! I’m liking Naughty-ish Thursday after working so hard yesterday to stay wordless!
I love that — either take me home with you so I can have my way with you, OR, add me on Facebook. I wish I were still single so I could use that approach.
Haha. Good thing Chris wasn’t an ax murderer. My mother warned me that guy’s who bought you drinks could be one of those.
The word to describe your past escapades is not ” whore” but ” opportunistic “!
One thing I know in this world: it is not polite to say no when people invite you to have food and drinks on their expense. And this belief solves my moral dilemma. I do it for them, not for me.
)))
This is not whorish. This is simply an exploration of options.
Well said, Valentine
Sometimes you scroll through the comments to get to the place where you can say what’s in your mind, then suddenly someone else says it spot-on. Choice.
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We all love options !!!!