RIP Miss Peach
Miss Peach, what to do with Miss Peach?
Guess what she is doing now?
If your first guess was working for me you are totally wrong!
Have you noticed that my posts are full of typos and unfinished sentences?
That’s what my condition does, but you better get used to it. Miss Peach is leaving us, may she rest in peace.
She’s not dying yet, but if you ask her family she’s about to.
She’s going to a village in the middle of nowhere in Costa Rica.
Ohhh, let’s wish Miss Peach a Happy Belated Birthday, it was on February 29th (even for her birthday this woman has bad luck), she’s getting older and full of wrinkles.
Miss Peach in Mexico?!
Back to the main subject. I thought of firing her for good, but then it occurred to me that it’d be interesting to read about her and her experience in Costa Rica every now and then. Her family thinks she’s gonna marry a local and that would be disaster, marrying a catholic from Mexico! Scandalous!
But what they really think is that she will be having sex before marriage with a Mexican. That would be unforgivable, so they have killed her already. She’s been disowned and you can visit her tumb in your next trip to Ginger Robins, GA it reads:
RIP Miss Peach
“Peach H. Billy. Bad daughter of the South. May our Lord forgive her because we can’t”
When she came to Spain she was warned that no further trips to Mexico will be allowed. Her grandparents didn’t know she was outside the country, they were told she was going to New York City. It almost killed them that she dared to visit Yankee Land!!
She tried to hide her trip to Costa Rica, but it was impossible. She lost one side of the family, she’s almost an orphan now.
She’ll be teaching little kids southern manners, how to wrestle with boars and how to hunt alligators. I told her that could get her put in jail. Down in Central America they have very strict conservation laws, no killing wild animals, but she should know better.
She’s leaving on Sunday. I’ll miss our daily chats, but she needs to go down, sorry, travel south, damn! You know what I mean, I hope she has a nice trip and I’m eager to read her adventures and see some pics.
Now with the poll:
Miss Peach was never fully appreciated.
She was, I was just expecting more from here, that’s why I would be condescending and would undermine her self esteem, out of love lol
Have a great time, Miss Peach!
I’m sure she will.
Sayonara Miss Peach as your 15-minutes of fame appear to be over. Nonetheless, at least you’re a good sport.
She’ll be around us Frank, she has agreed to post every now and then about her life in Costa Rica, Mexico.
Good luck to her! … and BTW … there are a couple of other videos for you in Time: The Musical.
I want her back – I will offer her all my underwear …deal or no deal? you nose is itching? that’s a sign for a lot of money ;o)
She’ll need new undies in Costa Rica, she’ll be going to the beach a lot, and she doesn’t believe in bathing suits.
Since there was no choice for my answer…
“Miss Peach will find happiness and fulfilment down South. When tourists from her old ton visit (not realizing she’s there), they will be overwhelmed with tales of the kindness and generosity of “La Gringa Melocoton”, and realize it was their fault she acted that way.”
hahahahahhaah La Gringa Melocoton
Love it!!!!!
Honest to Zeus, you won something, I don’t know what but you won.
That made my day!
I gotta come up with a prize now.
Gracias!
Who the eff is Miss Peach and why should I care what happens to her?
She’s a friend and and editor of this blog lol
Farewell Miss Peach, poor Leo will be left with typos from now on…We don’t mind them though
Costa Rica is a great place except that’s it’s so popular, it’s crowded with tourists. You did better to go to Honduras.
She’s gonna be teaching the southern way of living there, I don’t think there’ll be many tourists where she’ll be living. But you are right, they have a beautiful country, but too crowded, you don’t get to enjoy it as you would like to.
Rest In Pieces Miss Peach and keep us informed of the best bits down south…
But but Miss Peach! Who will Leo threaten to fire from now on? And who will show us pictures of your sexy underwear?!
I hope of all my heart that Miss Peach will have the time of her life .. and forget about everything else … there is whole world out there that needs her too .. and her underwear.
Good luck, Miss Peach.
I can’t select any of those poll choices, ’cause even with all her faults, I always got a chuckle out of her latest exploits. Besides, I already have an ungrateful, PITA, trouble-making female I’ve worked to separate myself from (my sister), so I’m not too quick to cut others loose – especially since she is YOUR pain in the …. anterior!
Bon voyage Miss Peach! Enjoy sunny Costa Rica and keep us informed on your progress teaching Southern ways to the locals…….we’ll look after Leo for you……as best we can…..a constant challenge………
Pam
Haaawaaahh laughing at Sammy’s comment.. I think you should of been nicer to her, you don’t know what you’ve got till it’s gone….xxooxx
Mollie and Alfie
Whee have no idea who she is but may she have lots of fun and vegetables where she is going and happy belated birthday to her.
Nibbles, Nutty, Buddy & Basil
xxxx
Many happy returns , miss peach!
Hope Miss Peach has a fabulous time! Can’t wait to hear about her adventures