RIP Miss Peach
Miss Peach, what to do with Miss Peach?
Guess what she is doing now?
If your first guess was working for me you are totally wrong!
Have you noticed that my posts are full of typos and unfinished sentences?
That’s what my condition does, but you better get used to it. Miss Peach is leaving us, may she rest in peace.
She’s not dying yet, but if you ask her family she’s about to.
She’s going to a village in the middle of nowhere in Costa Rica.
Ohhh, let’s wish Miss Peach a Happy Belated Birthday, it was on February 29th (even for her birthday this woman has bad luck), she’s getting older and full of wrinkles.
Back to the main subject. I thought of firing her for good, but then it occurred to me that it’d be interesting to read about her and her experience in Costa Rica every now and then. Her family thinks she’s gonna marry a local and that would be disaster, marrying a catholic from Mexico! Scandalous!
But what they really think is that she will be having sex before marriage with a Mexican. That would be unforgivable, so they have killed her already. She’s been disowned and you can visit her tumb in your next trip to Ginger Robins, GA it reads:
“Peach H. Billy. Bad daughter of the South. May our Lord forgive her because we can’t”
When she came to Spain she was warned that no further trips to Mexico will be allowed. Her grandparents didn’t know she was outside the country, they were told she was going to New York City. It almost killed them that she dared to visit Yankee Land!!
She tried to hide her trip to Costa Rica, but it was impossible. She lost one side of the family, she’s almost an orphan now.
She’ll be teaching little kids southern manners, how to wrestle with boars and how to hunt alligators. I told her that could get her put in jail. Down in Central America they have very strict conservation laws, no killing wild animals, but she should know better.
She’s leaving on Sunday. I’ll miss our daily chats, but she needs to go down, sorry, travel south, damn! You know what I mean, I hope she has a nice trip and I’m eager to read her adventures and see some pics.
Now with the poll: