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Naughty Thursday: 3D Printing

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Because you’ve been emailing and asking for a Naughty Thursday post, here it is. You all have heard about those fancy 3D printers right? No? What you meant you haven’t??!! You live under… Continue reading

From Pot to Heroin in a Bite

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When Miss Peach told me she was applying to be a foster mom I called her all the names in the Bible, Quran and the Merriam-Webster dictionary. For the first time in my… Continue reading

Foster Mother of The Confederacy

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I can’t even remember what was the last time I told you about Miss Peach. I may have failed to mention that she moved back to the US, back to the deep south,… Continue reading

I’m not dead….yet

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Ladies and Gentlemen of The Jury…. My friends, I’ve abandoned this blog not because I want to, but because I’m really busy with work. I know everybody is busy and yet they manage… Continue reading

That Awful Sound

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It’s agreed that our parents have never had sex, right? The mere thought of our parents sexing up makes us cringe, right? But I wanna ask all of you, parents with masturbating teens,… Continue reading

2014 Already?

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Hello dear readers, How did your time of gluttony and alcoholism go? Did you get in debt buying gifts? Mine was bleh, working like an ass, little time for blogging, which makes life… Continue reading

You Better Watch Out : Scary Santa Songs!

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Originally posted on aliceatwonderland:
Ah, Santa Claus.  He’s a hoot because he gives you a chance to lie to your kids and get away with it.  It’s for a greater cause, of course…

The Black Hole Award, Because You Asked For It.

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As you all know (you probably don’t) we have created the most wonderful awards of all time. The world known Ass Award, reached popularity after it was mentioned on the Oprah Show and… Continue reading

Does wearing a ribbon make me a girl?

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What exactly defines your gender? I know it looks like a simple question, but today we are more aware that having a wee and balls or boobs and hoo ha, doesn’t necessarily means… Continue reading

I Can’t Believe It, The Winners Are…

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Ladies and Gentlemen, The results of the “I Can’t Believe It” giveaway are in, but first let’s enjoy all the entries for the best name for this Yogo position: Elf and Safety demonstration… Continue reading