The Koala Diet

We all know Oprah’s favorite breakfast is Panda Rolls, literally 1 baby panda rolled on bacon, then she has a human baby for lunch and fried puppies as a snack.

Oprah eating pandas and puppies

Oprah eating pandas and puppies

I always wonder why she doesn’t eat Koalas and the answer was given to me yesterday in a documentary about Australia’s fauna (I had no computer, for most part of the day and no internet, so sad). Turns out baby Koalas eat crap, by crap I don’t mean junk food or that their mothers are a disaster in the kitchen.
They literally eat crap.

Mom, your food is crap!

Mom, your food is crap!

They are weird creatures (as most creatures in Australia, Phil, Jon, Steph, that includes you, but I love you guys, let’s not start a kangaroo war in here), marsupials, they are born too weak, eucalyptus leaves have little nutrients so mom chews them, mixes them with her loving saliva, swallows them, craps them directly into baby’s mouth and bang! A 3 star Michelin meal. Yummy!
If you stop to think it probably isn’t that bad, after all is pure eucalyptus, crickets are green in the inside, koalas are not but they gotta taste like eucalyptus.

Have you ever tried Koalas meat?
What about kangaroo?
Armadillo? Miss Peach hunts and eats armadillo.