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Good, I captured your attention now I can ask for a quick favor. No, it isn’t for me, it’s for a Lady or Not.
She a mother like us (I’m laughing in here, I remember when I used to be called Doggy’s mom, so TODAY I’ll be a mom) and she has entered a contest for the top 25 Funny Moms. I was not allowed to enter, they said I don’t meet the standards. Can you believe their nerves?

Lady or Not Here I Come

Lady or Not Here I Come

So, let me tell you about a mom who entered the contest, and because she’s funny as hell I beg of you (and that song Jolene just came to my mind) to vote for her. I think there’s over 1 millions bucks in play.
Becca told me she would put me in her will if she won (she did’t tell me but since I’m her new self named campaign manager I deserve something).

Some of you already know Becca and her hilarious blog Lady or Not Here I Come, but for those of you who don’t please click on the blue things cuz they are links and are gonna take you home, they are like the yellow brick road. Anyhow, Becca is a funny lady or not, I cannot remember how I discovered her blog. I probably was looking for porn (we moms also watch porn) which is nowhere to be found on her blog.

Becca winning the BBEU Award

Becca winning the BBEU Award

After a few days reading her blog you come to the realization that we mothers have the right and the obligation to be funny, and that wearing lipstick on your teeth (as long as it is strategically placed) is a fashion statement. Of course you also have to wear a tiara.

Fellow mothers and readers of this blog, let’s unite and make another mother’s dream come true, even if they didn’t allow me to enter the contest.

This how the contest looks like. A fellow mom on the 80th is unacceptable!

This how the contest looks like. A fellow mom on the 80th is unacceptable!

To vote you gotta go to: Circle of Moms Top 25 Funny Moms 
Here’s the tricky sorta chaotic part but since I’m a man, I mean a mom, of resources I’ll show a way to find the blog faster than scrolling down. It’s a combination of keys and then just type “Lady or Not” and Becca’s blog will appear. Then just click on vote.

There’s nothing that we mothers united cannot do.
Thanks! 

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