Chickens United

Chickens, they sure have it bad, would you like to be a chicken?
Didn’t think so!

Does human meat tastes like chicken?

Does human meat taste like chicken?

Just think for a minute, chicken is the most consumed meat on earth, poor things, they are even eaten before they are chickens.

Jimmy is gone, let go.

Jimmy is gone, let go.

No other bird has the same luck, ducks they are hunted but not everybody eats duck, people eat ostrich for sure, but nobody twirls the neck of an ostrich as they do with chickens.

Ostrich legs would feed a family of 6

Ostrich legs would feed a family of 6

Ok, in some places they probably don’t eat chicken, but then they are used to honor the gods or to cure any “witchcraft”. Chicken are the IN animal to sacrifice, goats have it bad too when it comes to sacrifice, but not as bad as chickens.
Ever seen a Macumba work?
Well, I should talk later on about my first encounter with a Macumba work in Brazil, the point is they use hens, which is still a chicken, hen-chicken, potato-potato, tomato-tomato, see, all the same.
I was going to share a Macumba work picture but it’s too graphic, but if you google you’ll see plenty of them. Instead I found this sketch that perfectly portrays the Macumba work.

Macumba Work

Macumba Work

Chickens are always made fun of, why?
Why are chicken bullied?
Why are they made fun of even when they are dead?

Chicken are also an important part of the fashion industry.

Chicken modeling jewelry

Chicken modeling jewelry

And, have you heard that eating too much chicken would make you gay?

Chicken makes you gay!

Chicken makes you gay!

According to a research by the Bolivian government growth hormones chickens are given turn you gay, but women you are safe, that only applies to men. Scientists have yet yo discover what food turns women lesbian.
Rumor has it the Tea Party is sponsoring that research since Michele Bachman has reasons to believe her husband’s love for chicken nuggets and buffalo wings turned him, no more chicken at the Bachman’s.