Lose 15lbs In 7 Days: No Diet, No Exercise, Guaranteed!

Ladies and gentleman, summer is around the corner and although the ideal would be to feel comfortable in our own skin I’ll give you a magic recipe to lose a few pounds here and there.
The good thing about this it’s that it work faster than liposuction, it’s painless*, low-cost and no dieting involved.

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The Scale doesn’t define you!

In a week I’ll guarantee you’ll be at leas 15lbs lighter, the downside is that you will have to buy new clothes due to the drastic weight and size reduction.
Ok, let’s get started, all you need is:

  • 2 free-range egg yolks
  • 1 free-range egg
  • 1 tbsp French mustard
  • ½ lemon, juice only
  • ½ tsp caster sugar
  • 400ml/14¼fl oz vegetable oil
  • Salt and freshly ground black pepper

    Yummy Mayo!!!

    Yummy Mayo!!!

Now all you gotta do is:

  1. Blend all the ingredients except the oil in a food processor for 10-15 seconds, or until well combined. While the motor is running, pour the oil into the food processor very slowly until the well combined and the mixture is thick and glossy.
  2. Season, to taste, with salt and freshly ground black pepper.

Now here’s the tricky part, you need to leave the Mayo sitting out for at least 5 hours, if you do it overnight it’s even better.  All you gotta do now is to get some white bread, ham, lettuce and tomato, prepare yourself a sandwich, sit tight and wait for Mrs. Salmonella to kick in. In 5 to 7 days you would have lost 15lbs or more.

Mrs. Salmonella and her friends

Mrs. Salmonella and her friends

I didn’t say it a healthy way, I didn’t say it was a good way, I said it was a quick and effective way of losing waight, it’s up to the final user to judge if this is the right method for them.
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